There were three men drinking in a b@r, a d0ct0r, an @tt0rney @nd @ biker.
The doctor w@s drinking his white wine he yelled, “For Valentine’s Day I’m going 2 buy my wife a fur co@t and a di@mond ring. This way if she doesn’t like the fur co@t she will still l0ve me bec@use she g0t a di@mond ring.”
The att0rney w@s drinking his martini he yelled, “For V@lentine’s D@y I’m going 2 buy my wife a designer dress & a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”
The biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he yelled “For Valentine’s D@y I’m going 2 buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn’t like the t-shirt she can go **** herself!”
