Saturday 26 May 2012

The Funniest Interview


Interviewer: There are 50 bricks on an airplane.


If u drop 1 outside. How many are left?


Applicant: That's easy, 49.


Interviewer: What are the three steps to put an elephant into a fridge?


Applicant: Open the fridge.
Put the elephant in.
Close the fridge.


Interviewer: What are the four steps to put a deer into the fridge?


Applicant: Open the fridge.
Take the elephant out.
Put the deer in.
Close the fridge.


Interviewer: It's lion's birthday, all animals are there except one, why?


Applicant: Because the deer is in the fridge.


Interviewer: How does an old woman cross a swamp filled with crocodiles?


Applicant: She just crosses it because the crocodiles are at the lion's birthday.


Interviewer: Last question.
In the end the old lady still died. Why?


Applicant: Er....I guess she drowned?


Interviewer: No! She was hit by the brick fallen frm the airoplane. You may leave now :@



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