Short Humor Jokes

=> Call center
I called up a call center, and the automatic message said, "All our advisers are engaged."
Congratulations to  all of them. Now answer my phone.XD

=>Nurse came in and said : Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room who thinks he is invisible, what should I tell him?
The doctor said : "Tell him I can't see him today"  :D



=>Facebook Fever: A man updated his status as "I m gonna sleep at terrace tonight"
and 17 mosquitoes liked it and one of them commented today we are gonna have royal dinner.XD


=>I will call it as a "smart phone"on the day I yell, "Where iss my freaking phone??" and it replies, "I'm here!!! Under your jacket!!!":D