The Valentine Gift

There were three men drinking in a b@r, a d0ct0r, an @tt0rney @nd @ biker.

The doctor w@s drinking his white wine he yelled, “For Valentine’s Day I’m going 2 buy my wife a fur co@t and a di@mond ring. This way if she doesn’t like the fur co@t she will still l0ve me bec@use she g0t a di@mond ring.”

The att0rney w@s drinking his martini he yelled, “For V@lentine’s D@y I’m going 2 buy my wife a designer dress & a gold bracelet. This way if she doesn’t like the dress she will still love me because she got the gold bracelet.”

The biker was drinking his shots of whiskey he yelled “For Valentine’s D@y I’m going 2 buy my wife a t-shirt and a vibrator. This way if she doesn’t like the t-shirt she can go **** herself!”

This Kid Needs Some Toys

Titanic Truth

Epic-Funny Images

:D

                                         True Story XD

Doctors writing=!@#$%^&

Tell Me Why 

                           Smart Daddy

Short Humor Jokes

=> Call center
I called up a call center, and the automatic message said, "All our advisers are engaged."
Congratulations to  all of them. Now answer my phone.XD

=>Nurse came in and said : Doctor, there's a man in the waiting room who thinks he is invisible, what should I tell him?
The doctor said : "Tell him I can't see him today"  :D



=>Facebook Fever: A man updated his status as "I m gonna sleep at terrace tonight"
and 17 mosquitoes liked it and one of them commented today we are gonna have royal dinner.XD


=>I will call it as a "smart phone"on the day I yell, "Where iss my freaking phone??" and it replies, "I'm here!!! Under your jacket!!!":D

The Epic Saga

Husband & Wife

This is the best & most civil way to have a fight between husband & wife instead of resorting to physical force...
Poems written by WIFE & HUSBAND.

WIFE:
I wrote your name on sand it got washed.
I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.
Then I wrote your name on my heart & I got Heart Attack.

HUSBAND:
God saw me hungry, he created pizza.
He saw me thirsty, he created Pepsi.
He saw me in the dark, he created light.
He saw me without problems, he created YOU.

WIFE:
Twinkle twinkle little star
You should know what you are
And once you know what you are
Mental hospital is not so far

HUSBAND:
The rain makes all things beautiful.
The grass and flowers too.
If rain makes all things beautiful
Why doesn't it rain on you?

WIFE:
Roses are red; Violets are blue
Monkeys like u should be kept in zoo.
Don't feel so angry you will find me there too
Not in cage but outside, laughing at you

AND THE SAGA CONTINUES........